drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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