just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You may now shotgun with the bride
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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