He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I have post one night stand depression
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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