this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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