on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
i think my cat just said my name.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
COCAINE IS GR8
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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