Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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