and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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