we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
