No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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