Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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