he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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