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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not

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(773): View more from Illinois

smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?

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(807): View more from Ontario

I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick

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(519): View more from Ontario

You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?

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(818): View more from California

Tell me how you feel about belly buttons

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.

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