If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
