why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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