so that wasnt chicken after all
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
