:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
