do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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