? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Randomize
