Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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