all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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