I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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