I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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