in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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