I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
