ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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