I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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