Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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