I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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