i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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