You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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