funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
