I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
from now on my penis is your penis
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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