quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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