so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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