if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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