I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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