just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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