I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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