I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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