i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I can tuck mytits in my pants
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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