babies were throwing up all over the place
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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