physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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