it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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