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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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