they need to just BURY HIM!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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