It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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