i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't deserve a penis
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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