why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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