I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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