you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
that is very illegal...i love you.
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